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Upon playing this YouTube link, you agree to not hold History's Dumpster or me personally liable for any and all damage, mental and physical or to property, including brain hemorrhaging, gnawing off limbs and extreme pain and suffering which may occur when hearing this song...
I once thought I finally heard every godawful song the human imagination could create. This time however, I have found something so bad, I actually barfed for five minutes. I couldn't even make it past the first minute. I slammed down several anti-depressant pills. Just so I can type this.
Please don't take this lightly. You're reading this from a man who once had to write a review for the entire six CD Yoko Ono box set Onobox. I can take a lot. That was hell. But the entire Onobox was actually quite refreshing compared to this two and a half minute record. This one record nearly pushed me over the edge.
This record does not belong in any collection. It belongs in a sealed EPA drum and buried forever in a lead covered concrete box at Hanford, WA.
PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
I have heard much, much worse! Compared to a few "gems" in my collection, this is Vivaldi.
ReplyDelete"Couldja wouldja join my family tree?" Ha ha ha haha! Priceless!
ReplyDelete"Couldja wouldja live in just one room?" I'm guessing at their Mom's. Separate beds too.
DeleteBah - that's nuttin'. If you really want to make your inner ears bleed try to find a copy of "Jerry Lewis Just Sings Part 3" - the Decca 45 EP. His rendition of The Birth of the Blues will have you begging for an epidural before you get half way through it. And if that isn't bad enough for ya there's three other chestnuts to suffer through on the same record. (Funny - I can not find this recording on You Tube. I wonder why that is...)
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