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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Generic Products of The '80s

 Generic products (not to be confused with store or house brand named products, although they are identical in quality) were a fad of the early 1980s. With stark packaging, listing little more than the product name, ingredients, nutritional information, manufacturer and UPC bar code.

The idea behind them was by eliminating the cost for logos, descriptive copy, and photos/illustrations on the packaging, the savings could be passed on to consumers. Even though much of these were stock images anyway and in reality bore little extra cost in the actual manufacturing process.


It's been said generic products were factory seconds and had little to no taste or nutritional value. That was pretty much false as generic products were often manufactured at the same processing plants as name brand items (even on the same lines!) and in any blindfolded test it was hard to tell the difference between say, a generic can of corn and a name brand one. And some even thought the generic packaged products tasted better.


First appearing in 1981, they reached their peak in 1983 and 1984. However, as I mentioned, the savings from printing on the labels was very small overall and many retail chains began repackaging their generic products under house/store brand names. They completely disappeared by 1988    









They were often in uniform aisles in the store, where every item was generic.

They looked like this.....
....but felt like this.
The rock group Public Image Ltd. famously spoofed the generic craze on their 1985 album, simply titled Album (for vinyl releases) Cassette (for cassette releases of Album) and Compact Disc (for CD releases of Album)



See also The Return of Generic Products

The Spirit of '76























Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Records You ALWAYS Find In Thrift Shops

























Slime



Slime was a product made by Mattel that simply grossed out EVERY Mom. Or most girls.

Slime was a goo made out of guar gum (a non-toxic substance used primarily as a low calorie food thickening additive, mostly for sweets and dietary products to help give you that "full" feeling) and dyed a bright glow-in-the-dark lime green colour. It's main demographic was boys because hey, we LOVED something that grossed out everyone around us. Not many girls we knew were adventurous enough to touch the stuff back then either. Moms (ESPECIALLY MINE) HATED it. "You had better not let any of that get on my carpet!" my mom demanded, thinking it would STAIN the carpet (it never did). And woe if you DID drop it anywhere. Because the biggest problem with Slime, beyond the parental, school and girl gross-out factor is the fact it was ONLY meant to be held with CLEAN hands (and boys? HA!) and NOTHING MORE.

Because Slime picked up ANYTHING you accidentally dropped it on. But this was also educational as you begin a new appreciation for how MUCH dust and ick are on your floors and carpets at any given time. Or how much the pets ACTUALLY shed.

And that's why it eventually grossed out boys too.

Later versions of Slime came in yellow and purple colours with soft plastic eyeballs and worms.  






Monday, August 13, 2012

Record Cake Decorations


Have YOU ever had a birthday cake decorated with THESE?