"Poisoning Pigeons In The Park" Tom Lehrer (1959)

Pocket Hose

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Our latest As Seen On TV miracle is "Pocket Hose", "The Hose That Grows"

Bad advertising name and slogan. Even worse pick-up lines.


Only problem is the ends are plastic and they crack and leak, the lei-like outer covering tears easy. And they can pop from heavy water pressure.