Remember those old 8-Track music tapes you still probably got stashed somewhere?
How one day, somewhere in the summer of 1980 as you're driving your AMC Pacer to a Sambo's for pancakes, you decided to break out that Loverboy 8-Track out of the glove box. Thirsty as hell, you stop by a Tradewell store on the way to Sambo's and buy a can of Tab.
You open up the can of Tab and the can erupts, spilling the fizzy brown saccharine flavoured liquid down onto the Loverboy 8-Track.
Well, it looked like only the label got soaked. So you think 'why not' and put the thing in the player. "Working For The Weekend" plays and...well...never mind, just listen to this:
Now how MUCH would YOU pay to hear THAT again?
For only $15, you can have this damaged classic and more JUST LIKE IT on one dysfunctional CD. Introducing 8-Track Magic, a compilation CD of music from messed up 8-Track tapes from Artists Throwing Money Out the Window.
And surprisingly, this disc was made in 1994.
ATMOW has either gotta be the trippiest bunch of aural freaks I've heard since Negativland (or even The Residents.) Or the biggest rip-off in the name of "art" in history. Perhaps it should be "People Throwing Money Out the Window"
I mean, for that same price, I could buy a whole box full of REAL messed up 8-Track tapes (including the player) and actually get a more artistic experience because I am WATCHING the machine destroy the tapes before my eyes.
Here's another one.
Check this out: OK, your buddy calls you and dude says his refrigerator is silent. I mean like, REALLY silent. So for some reason, you don't plug it in, call the landlord (or even maybe grab a blow dryer and do a defrost.) Instead, you stick a tape recorder in it (WARNING: THE FOLLOWING AUDIO MAY BE SHOCKING TO SOME LISTENERS):
This ENTIRE smash CD The Silent Fridge of POP.AC also is yours for $15: