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Sunday, January 27, 2013

"I've Never Been To Me" Charlene (1976/1982)


Charlene originally released this tune on Motown's Prodigal subsidiary in 1976, but even with anything goes '70s radio (even on the hardcore R&B stations, which were serviced heavily by Motown and where Millie Jackson was NEVER a problem), those radio programmers had a problem with THIS song.


It referenced everything from abortion to prostitution in a sort of girl talk over coffee manner, the kind you would overhear coming from a secluded corner booth in the back of a Denny's. The kind of things that would spell instant career death for not only the person who sang it, but the DJ playing it.

But if there's one thing I know about pop music (and I can point out many, many more examples), it's this: The more conservative the country gets socially, the more outlandishly sexually themed the pop songs become. It's a natural rebellion.

So when a Florida DJ found this song in 1982 (during the first years of the Reagan administration) and played it on the radio, the phone lines went berserk. So Motown re-released it.


Where in spite of radio station boycotts of the tune (especially in the South), the song shot up to #3 on the national radio pop charts in 1982. 

Monday, October 22, 2012

The Ray Conniff Singers vs. Richard Nixon

Well, not really. But one of the female singers had a surprise for Tricky Dick


(UPDATE 8/5/13 Here's the full performance of the song with ending.)



Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Lopin' Along Through The Cosmos

 Seasoned astronauts will tell you one thing about the cosmos - it's a place you just don't go "lopin'" through (or "gallivanting" or "traipsing" either.)

The cosmos has no atmosphere. The human potential is zip without super high tech gear for survival in space. Oxygen tanks are mandatory as well as suits that can deflect dangerous cosmic rays from solar flares. The cosmos is also a vacuum. 

And this cover sucks too.

Ginni Clemmens - who passed away in 2005, was pretty much unknown outside the "women's music" folk scene of the '70s (one of the richest known sources of WTF album covers ever) At first glance, you might think you're getting one of those weird self-help records. But it's very much a folky album.

It's an album cover that seems to be inspired by a lot of hippie babble. And maybe peyote.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Electra Woman & Dyna Girl


Part of the Saturday morning Krofft Supershow, with some of the cheesiest special effects in TV history.


It wasn't until some years later I realized how cheesy this show really was when I found out about the Electra Complex. Since then, I've had to bite my tongue every time someone mentioned this show in high school to keep from laughing......

Loved the Electra Car!






Saturday, August 18, 2012

Bonne Bell Lip Smackers


Bonne Bell Lips Smackers were a lip gloss that came in SUPER cool flavours. Like Coca Cola, Dr, Pepper, 7-Up, Hires Root Beer, Orange Crush and many others.

But alas, it was a lip gloss for girls. The boys were stuck with ChapStick....unless they wanted their lips really shiny...... 

UPDATE: They're still available (in "Party Packs" even!)

http://www.lipsmacker.com/productListing.php?id=8


Hanes Inspector 12


Inspector 12 always scared me.

I simply do not know what was going on in the minds of the promotions department of the Hanes Underwear Company that they thought hiring a scary old woman with a boys underwear fetish to promote their products was a neat idea.

And secondly, can you imagine the UPROAR if they got a dirty old man to fool around with the girls underwear like THIS? I mean, what was the difference?

To quote one voice-over on the early Inspector 12 TV commercials "She POKES!.....She STRETCHES.......And that's just the beginning......."

It was violating to look at.

Worse yet, in later commercials she TRAINS other scary old women to do the same thing she does.


I became a sworn Fruit Of The Loom man for the rest of the '80s.........


Thursday, August 16, 2012

CLASSIC ORIGINAL Women's Suffrage Poster


It's pretty scary for women TODAY, with the Republican party wanting to roll back women's rights back to the stone age. Therefore, you might want to save and print this little 1920 women's suffrage poster and hang it visible to any, um "elephants" in the room........And remind them you're not happy.....