If you need something to keep you from uncontrollably masturbating every six hours, I kinda think you probably need something a little more substantial than gum.......
STILL can't lay off your junk? Now here's........
STILL can't lay off your junk? Now here's........
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| Now with MORE salt and metal shavings! |
"You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed."
ReplyDeleteSo much for that claim of "4 to 6 hours of relief".