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Saturday, March 09, 2013

Are YOU Stuck In The '80s?

For every question you answer yes to, add a point....The graph of how
really stuck in the eighties you really are follows at the end of the
test
.....

Fashion

    * You own a skinny tie and know where it is.
    * You wear a skinny tie from time to time.
    * You wear polo shirts.
    * You wear Izod polo shirts.
    * You have a duck tail/rat tail.
    * You wear freindship pins.
    * You give out friendship pins.
    * You wear clothes with "Ocean Pacific" labels clearly visable.
    * You wear Member's Only jackets.
    * You wear Kangaroo Shoes.
    * You wear a single glove like Michael Jackson.
    * You wear a Swatch .
    * You own something with ESPRIT clearly visable on it.
    * You wear Banana Republic shirts/shorts.
    * You rip slits into your jeans on purpose.
    * You have a mohawk.
    * You wear VANS sneakers.
    * You wear pastel colored clothing.
    * You wear sweatshirts like they did in "Flashdance" (ripped, or off one shoulder)


  * You wear those shirts/coats that zip (or fasten) in a diagonal way
which then flop down to make a triangular shape on your chest

Music

    * You own a Milli Vanilli album.
    * You listen to Milli Vanilli.
    * You have a CD of the "New Kids" you listen to.
    * You refer to dance music as disco.
    * You're waiting for Depeche Mode to become popular.
    * You're waiting for Morrissey to cheer up.
    * You know the original line up of Duran Duran.
    * You still have a crush on Nick Rhodes.
    * You refer to Bruce Springsteen as "The Boss"
    * You still talk about whether or not the video for a song is any good.
    * You still prefer 12 inch mixes over CD singles.
    * You think Madonna's "Like A Virgin" would imply she was still "pure."
    * You eagerly await the next hit single from Menudo to come out any day now.
    * You still like "Thriller."
    * You miss "Captain EO" from DisneyWorld.
    * You call the guy who wrote "Little Red Corvette", Prince.
    * You know all the words to "Rio."
    * You own more than one album by either A Flock Of Seagulls, Toto or Mr. Mister.
    * You listen to a "Top 40 Countdown" every weekend.
    * You refer to albums as LP's and call music stores, record stores.

Fads

    * You own a Smurf figurine.
    * You also own a Smurf mushroom house for the Smurf figurines.
    * You have a stuffed animal on the window of your car.
    * You have a stuffed Garfield on the window of your car.
    * You talk like, you know, a Valley Girl from time to time.
    * You use the phrase "Yeah, That's The Ticket"
    * You use the word "DUDE" at all (and with a straight face).
    * You still say, "Well isn't that special?"
    * You have a pair of sunglasses with lights behind the lenses.
    * You play video games on an Atari 2600.
    * You argue as to wether Transformers are better than Go-bots.
    * You think "Where's the Beef?" is far better than "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up"
    * You have a Cabbage Patch Kid out in plain sight somewhere in your house.
    * You've never given up hope that you might someday solve a Rubik's Cube.
    * You think that people still breakdance to rap music.
    * You think wine from a box is as neat as sliced bread.
    * You own California Raisins merchandise.
    * You don't know that Spuds Mackenzie is a female dog.
    * You think you can get killed by mixing pop rocks and soda.
    * You own a BMX bike and still freestyle with it.

Like, You Know, The Stuff That Doesn't Like, Fit In Anywhere Else

    * You didn't know that Tiffany doesn't write her own songs.
    * You get your advice from Dr. Ruth.
    * You still cry when you watch E.T.
    * You think the only reason O.J. Simpson is famous is because of football.
    * You refer to Russia as the U.S.S.R. and think they're a bunch of commies.
    * You drive a Yugo.
    * You collect Garbage Pail Kids.
    * You still take your Flintstone vitamins.
    * You drive a DeLorean.
    * You play Laser Tag.
    * You like making Shrinky-Dinks.
    * You use a Trapper Keeper for homework assignments.
    * When you make a mistake you say, "...and now we know. And knowing is half the battle."
    * When someone calls for someone more than once in public, you start saying, "Bueller, Bueller, Bueller."
    * If someone says, "Who are you gonna call?" the first thing you say is "Ghostbusters."
    * You can still quote stupid things that Dan Quayle has said at one time.
    * You think skateboarding is rad.
    * You think that WWF wrestling isn't choreographed.
    * You still try to make your hair stand up as high as possible with tons of hairspray and mousse.
    * You're actually keeping score and will see where you place on this test.

Scoring

    * 60-80 Points Total

    Get help, you stand out in a crowd, people point and laugh at you
in public, really. Go out and buy a Nirvana CD or something, you're sad!

    * 40-60 Points Total

    There's hope for you, try watching some television. Get outside in
public, and notice you look like a total geek next to everyone else
except Bob Dole.

    * 20-40 Points Total
      You've almost totally gotten away from the eighties, or your real young and hardly
remember the eighties at all. Clean out your closet and you'll probably
come close to be considered hip.

    * 00-20 Points Total
      You've forgotten everything about the eighties, I'm willing to bet you don't even remember your name.

Friday, March 08, 2013

8-Track Flashback: The Flipside



Remember those old 8-Track music tapes you still probably got stashed somewhere?

How one day, somewhere in the summer of 1980 as you're driving your AMC Pacer to a Sambo's for pancakes, you decided to break out that Loverboy 8-Track out of the glove box.  Thirsty as hell, you stop by a Tradewell store on the way to Sambo's and buy a can of Tab.

You open up the can of Tab and the can erupts, spilling the fizzy brown saccharine flavoured liquid down onto the Loverboy 8-Track.

Well, it looked like only the label got soaked. So you think 'why not' and put the thing in the player. "Working For The Weekend" plays and...well...never mind, just listen to this:

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/BT/Egnekn_-_Going_off_the_deep_end.mp3

Now how MUCH would YOU pay to hear THAT again?

For only $15, you can have this damaged classic and more JUST LIKE IT on one dysfunctional CD. Introducing 8-Track Magic, a compilation CD of music from messed up 8-Track tapes from Artists Throwing Money Out the Window.

And surprisingly, this disc was made in 1994.

http://www.generatorsoundart.org/GL-02.html

ATMOW has either gotta be the trippiest bunch of aural freaks I've heard since Negativland (or even The Residents.)  Or the biggest rip-off in the name of "art" in history. Perhaps it should be "People Throwing Money Out the Window"

I mean, for that same price, I could buy a whole box full of REAL messed up 8-Track tapes (including the player) and actually get a more artistic experience because I am WATCHING the machine destroy the tapes before my eyes.

Here's another one.

Check this out: OK, your buddy calls you and dude says his refrigerator is silent. I mean like, REALLY silent. So for some reason, you don't plug it in, call the landlord (or even maybe grab a blow dryer and do a defrost.) Instead, you stick a tape recorder in it (WARNING: THE FOLLOWING AUDIO MAY BE SHOCKING TO SOME LISTENERS):

http://www.generatorsoundart.org/sound/GL-06.mp3

This ENTIRE smash CD The Silent Fridge of POP.AC also is yours for $15:

http://www.generatorsoundart.org/GL-06.html

Thursday, March 07, 2013

John Travolta's Album










John Travolta's eponymous debut album (1976) was one of MANY albums by popular Hollywood TV stars of the '60s, '70s and '80s. Released on Midland International (Silver Convention, Thor), the album was released at the peak of Travolta's TV success as Vinnie Barbarino on the TV sitcom Welcome Back Kotter.

This album didn't generate the same success as his TV show. But it did sell respectably well. and generated a Top 10 single "Let Her In".


But his career would skyrocket a year later.......and the rest would be history......

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Do YOU Dream about THIS Man?



He kinda looks like Donald Fagen of Steely Dan...



But THOUSANDS of people say they've had a dream about him

http://thisman.org/

Personally, I think they fell asleep listening to Katy Lied.......

Tuesday, March 05, 2013