Things I Learned From Steely Dan Records

If you ever wanted to drink Kirschwasser from a shell ("Babylon Sisters") or wondered what a big black cow was ("Black Cow"). Or what was Donald Fagan doing "chasing the dragon" in "Time Out Of Mind"......

Here are the answers:

http://www.steelydandictionary.com

I love Steely Dan and have since I was a '70s kid. You gotta LOVE how SLICK these guys were with the various drug references. Unlike today's rap stars, they were ahead of their time by the sublimeness of their lyrics. They didn't put it in your face. They were so cool about it, even the most conservative adult contemporary stations let them slide.

Cheers!

The J&H Productions Tape

The entertainment industry is a rough business. But it's not what you know that matters, but who you know. That little fact is pretty intimidating to upstarts in all areas of the entertainment business.

That being said, let's say you're not trying to be a star, but taking the presumably easier route of concert promotions. Again, it's not what you know, but WHO you know.

This guy....well, I don't know what he was thinking. All I know is he doesn't seem to have ANY experience in concert promotion - certainly not on the stratospheric levels of the stars he's courting. Yet somehow, he's ready to do the job for people like Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers and The Oak Ridge Boys.

OK then......

In fact. I don't even know what he is even talking about two minutes into this recording he made for some record labels somewhere in 1981 or early '82 (I'm guessing because that's when all the stars he mentions were at the peak of their careers.) He talks about his "company", J&H Productions...at length....a full 13:30. But offers no specifics of his company. Any credentials? Well, he got a brochure from the Cavalcade of Stars. And apparently, he doesn't understand receiving that brochure was likely the record company's sublime way of letting him know they already HAVE a concert promoter.

And a rejection letter from Quincy Jones. But you have to appreciate his tenacity.

This tape somehow got salvaged from the trash can of some label giant and had been dubbed and sent to other people in the entertainment industry over the years. I first heard it in the early 1990s and it was like the aural equivalent of an out of body experience...WHO was this guy? And WHAT was he thinking? Could he not make a simple cover letter, info packet and business card, instead of a meandering cassette tape of his proposals? This recording had been saved by WFMU and you can hear it at the link below

Well anyway, have a listen to this tape. TRY to keep up with him...and every tangent he goes off of.......

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/2003/09/365-Days-Project-09-15-j-and-h-productions-tape.mp3

And just COUNT how many times he says "Pertaining to...." (MAN! Get a Thesaurus!)

Here's an archived fansite, pertaining to...J&H Productions

http://web.archive.org/web/20051212063752/www.timharrod.com/jhhome.html

Yes, it's even on MySpace:

http://www.myspace.com/jnhprod

Created by a fan....even a mini movie on the site!........

It's "The Greatest Show Ever Being Gave". In ALL.........the stadiums.............and............the coliseums. From city to city...... 

Don’t Think I’ve Forgotten: Cambodia’s Lost Rock-N-Roll

Back in the '60s and early '70s, in a tiny kingdom in Southeast Asia very few Americans had ever known of and rarely even heard the name of up to then, a rock 'n roll revolution was happening.

Cambodia was a pretty Westernized nation at the time and it's capitol, Phnom Penh was surprisingly modern and trendsetting compared to most of Asia during those years. Many rock and roll bands were formed during the Vietnam war, taking rock and roll music that was brought to Cambodia by American soldiers stationed there and blending it with traditional Cambodian music to create probably one of the most unique sub-genres of '60s rock ever heard, one that could have easily held it's own along with the American and British rock that influenced it, even in if it was sung mostly in Cambodian.

But the kingdom became destabilized with the Vietnam war raging at it's border. The Khmer Rouge and it's leader Pol Pot had taken over Cambodia in 1975 and began the most bloody genocide and torture the world had ever seen since Hitler's Germany. Over two million Cambodians, one third of it's ENTIRE population were slaughtered in what became infamously known as The Killing Fields.

Virtually all musicians, artists and intellectuals were sent to work in forced labor camps, many were worked, starved or in the case of many women, also beaten and raped to death. Many people merely in possession of these Cambodian artist's records or tapes were killed or sent to camps to suffer the same fates and the records/tapes were destroyed. Very few original studio master tapes survived. However, a handful of songs have survived on 2nd or 3rd generation cassette tapes and vinyl discs that were smuggled out of Cambodia or hidden, from which came a few compilations released in the '90s, one which I found in 1998 and my own interest in this lost music began.

There is a forthcoming movie that chronicles this lost era just before the Khmer Rouge takeover of Cambodia called Don't Think I've Forgotten: Cambodia's Lost Rock & Roll.

Here is the trailer for it:

 
Here's one of the biggest Cambodian rock hits.  "I'm 16" Ros Sereysothea

The movie has been in production for nearly seven years, but it is due in 2013. Check it out....It's an eye opener into rock n' roll's most tragic mystery....

Website: http://www.dtifcambodia.com

UPDATE: 1/11/14  - Don't Think I've Forgotten premiered in Phnom Penh. It's US release is still unknown. But here's a recent article about the film and some of the artists:

http://www.phnompenhpost.com/7days/long-awaited-film-tells-tale-cambodia%E2%80%99s-musical-%E2%80%98golden-age%E2%80%99 

UPDATE: 3/8/15 - The movie is currently being screened at selected film festivals across America. It's unclear if there will ever be a Netflix showing or Blu-Ray or DVD release of the film.

Forgotten Shopping: Remember When.....

(Late greetings to the New Year. I have had a lot of health issues as of late. So I haven't been much for writing. Hope this finds you well. - Larry)

Woolworth, JCPenney, Lucky, Pay N' Save & Fredrick & Nelson, Aurora Village, Seattle, WA, circa late '60s.

Woolworths: The ORIGINAL "dime store". Woolworth's was one of the most popular discount department stores of the last century. EVERYBODY'S Mom shopped there and the prices were amongst the most reasonable anywhere. Which might have been their downfall. 

It seems like the prices at Woolworth's, which were the cheapest anywhere also corresponded to the quality of some of their products (which were mostly off-brand names made in Taiwan by almost totally anonymous "corporations" - Sound familiar?)

Then there was their cafeterias (or "Luncheonettes".) Historically, they're reviled as racist relics from an uglier time - especially in the South. But they was fully integrated by the '70s and the food I remember they served in the '70s was prepared by elderly women and reflected a different time. Yes, greasy kid stuff like cheeseburgers were served, but so were "blue plate specials" like meatloaf, mashed potatoes and gravy and the like - even liver and onions. 

The downtown Seattle store, a virtual institution since the '20s closed in 1993. They even still had the ORIGINAL candy center, in the middle of the store which sold licorice by the rope and candy bins that had remained almost unchanged - other then actual product, until 1993. It was a very sad day for me and countless others when it closed. I remembered seeing a lot of young people at that candy area that their grandparents probably had fun at when THEY were teenagers...

The Bon Marche: The Bon Marche was a formal department store chain in the Puget Sound area. It used to sell a variety of items, but later began focusing on women's clothes, kitchenware and jewelry. 

The name was shortened to "The Bon" in 1980 

.....and the full name was restored in 1990. 

In 1997, The Bon Marche chain was sold to Macy's and Macy's operated the chain as the ridiculous sounding Bon-Macy's.....

.....before dropping the Bon reference altogether in 2003, and today operates the stores as Macy's.

 

Frederick & Nelson: Another upper crust department store chain in the Puget Sound area. Like The Bon Marche, it started out as a general (but somewhat upper class department store), but soon specialized in clothing and jewelry. 

Frederick & Nelson was a local institution during the holiday season with their annual picture takings with Santa Claus and had a local favourite holiday candy called "Frangos". 

But Frederick & Nelson's style of clothing selection was extremely stuffy and people were increasingly turned off by the expensive and conservative attire Frederick & Nelson always specialized in by the '80s. They closed in 1990. Macy's today now carries the Frango holiday candy.

Rhodes: A Bon Marche competitor in the Puget Sound from the '20s to the early '70s. Rhodes was purchased by in the late '60s and in the early '70s became Lamont's. 

Their now demolished downtown Seattle building once supported an extremely rare wire rooftop AM transmitting antenna (which were outdated by 1930!) for radio station KXA 770 AM until 1984, which was STILL in use until then! (the station also used to have a funny noise underneath it's fairly weak signal....) KXA spent much of it's life as an independent classical music station before changing to Oldies, Rock, Religious and finally Adult Standards before being sold to a country broadcaster. After a few decades of varying call letter and format changes, 770 AM in Seattle is now KTTH, a conservative talk station.
 

Rhode's old downtown Seattle, with KXA Radio's original rooftop antenna system. The site is now occupied by Benaroya Hall

White Front: The thing about White Fronts was you knew one when you saw one. A HUGE white painted semi-circular arch greeted you as you entered the store and like Woolworth, everything was dirt cheap. But too much expansion and not enough capital forced it's quick demise in the mid-'70s. Most stores were sold to K-Mart, but none retained the familiar "White Front" arch.

A typical White Front entrance:
 

The same Anaheim, CA White Front store, abandoned since the '70s in 1981. It mysteriously burned to the ground a few months after these were taken:

http://www.synthetrix.com/awf/pages/wf01_jpg.htm

K-mart: Still in operation, but barely. The last time I entered a K-mart in Burlington, WA was a few months ago and it was a near time warp. Brands I haven't seen in DECADES that I thought were totally defunct reappeared (Rath Black Hawk Hot Dogs, Andy Capp's Hot Fries, etc.) It's now a subsidiary of Sears (itself a struggling icon department store.)


Montgomery Ward: Now defunct since 2001 (they were dying by the '70s due to their inability to keep up with current trends, which was PAINFULLY apparent by the '80s. They were STILL selling 8-Track tape players in 1985!) The name continues on via an unrelated catalog company.

Jafco: Jafco was a Puget Sound "catalog showroom", a concept of retail marketing I never understood because unlike most department stores where you could get what you want off the shelf. Most Jafco items were on display and there was a warehouse of everything in the back. You had to order these items from the mail-delivery catalog - in the actual showroom, write out a ticket and wait for a stock person to go get it. And these stock people I swore moved with the speed of well,...the mail. 

Jafco was bought out by Best (a similar chain - go figure) in 1982 and changed their name to Best by 1987. And Best went belly up by 1995. Jafco/Best DID have good products though and their prices were pretty reasonable.Here's more on Best including their STRANGE looking showroom facades.

Wigwam Discount Stores: Wigwam was a discount department store chain based in Seattle, WA. Wigwam had it's own loss leader - free popcorn. But sadly, it was rarely fresh popped and it was often stale - to the point of GROSS. I actually got a bag that was MOLDY. It started out selling Army surplus goods (a product Wigwam sold until the end), which made Wigwam a favourite among men, but it also expanded into general merchandise by the '60s. It was defunct by 1983 (damn that popcorn!)

Black Bun Burgers

2012 will be remembered as the year the burger buns went black.....