Dining Out

Pizza Haven

Pizza Haven was a Puget Sound area pizza chain.

You Could Win......

Released as a Eva-Tone soundsheet promo from McDonalds in 1988 (at that unfortunate time when people were discarding their vinyl and turntables en masse for crappier sounding, overpriced CDs), this sweepstakes promo was one of the worst ever.

This record didn't win. And it's unbearable to hear again after one listen......

Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic

I didn't know where to categorize this. Under Food, Restaurants or Music. Well, it's a little of all of the above.

Could you think of two things that could be more further apart than Herb Alpert-like brass music and Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Before these unholy Taco Bell/KFC combo restaurants started popping up everywhere (do these corporations even know that when you're really in the mood for Original Recipe, the LAST thing you want to smell is greasy tacos and vice-versa?) and bizarre things like chipotle started showing up on KFC's menus, such a union meant automatic BANKRUPTCY to whoever was serving it. And rightly so. Leave the fried chicken and the faux Mexican food to the specialists. And keep them separate.

Of course some whiny corporate suck-up will say "But think about it; let's say mom and dad wanted KFC food and the kids wanted Taco Bell food. Wouldn't it be great if they could each have what they want under one roof?"

And then people wonder why kids are so spoiled today. Because when I was growing up, eating out was a TREAT. And a RARE treat at that. We NEVER argued or complained about where we were going to eat because ANYTHING was better than ANOTHER night of meatloaf.

I could sympathize with the Colonel when he said two years before his death in 1980 that he wished he never sold Kentucky Fried Chicken. I wish he hadn't either. You just don't know heartburn until you had just eaten strips of Extra Crispy and chipotle sauce in a gummy tortilla, no matter how much lettuce and cheddar cheese shreds they put in it.

But let's go back to the late '60s and this vinyl gem. I don't know how exactly it was distributed, but seeing as it was on Mark 56 Records (a company that specialized in producing custom albums for businesses to be sold cheaply or just given away as a loss leader for another product) it was probably given away with a bucket of chicken or sold for 98¢.

It's a generic album of trendy Tijuana Brass knockoffs (that sound was HUGE in the '60s) that corporate America was pushing on every supermarket sound system and FM radio station they could for middle class suburban moms of the late '60s who wanted to be hip, but didn't want anything to do with pot (and ended up alcoholic instead.)

I especially love the liner notes the Good Colonel wrote on the back of this album. Who would've known he was as much an expert on Latin-tinged pop jazz as he was pressure cooking chicken?

Actually, he wasn't. They were ghost-written. But he sure knew how to sell Kentucky Fried Chicken.....

Here's a sample:

Forgotten Shopping: Remember When.....

(Late greetings to the New Year. I have had a lot of health issues as of late. So I haven't been much for writing. Hope this finds you well. - Larry)

Woolworth, JCPenney, Lucky, Pay N' Save & Fredrick & Nelson, Aurora Village, Seattle, WA, circa late '60s.

Woolworths: The ORIGINAL "dime store". Woolworth's was one of the most popular discount department stores of the last century. EVERYBODY'S Mom shopped there and the prices were amongst the most reasonable anywhere. Which might have been their downfall. 

It seems like the prices at Woolworth's, which were the cheapest anywhere also corresponded to the quality of some of their products (which were mostly off-brand names made in Taiwan by almost totally anonymous "corporations" - Sound familiar?)

Then there was their cafeterias (or "Luncheonettes".) Historically, they're reviled as racist relics from an uglier time - especially in the South. But they was fully integrated by the '70s and the food I remember they served in the '70s was prepared by elderly women and reflected a different time. Yes, greasy kid stuff like cheeseburgers were served, but so were "blue plate specials" like meatloaf, mashed potatoes and gravy and the like - even liver and onions. 

The downtown Seattle store, a virtual institution since the '20s closed in 1993. They even still had the ORIGINAL candy center, in the middle of the store which sold licorice by the rope and candy bins that had remained almost unchanged - other then actual product, until 1993. It was a very sad day for me and countless others when it closed. I remembered seeing a lot of young people at that candy area that their grandparents probably had fun at when THEY were teenagers...

The Bon Marche: The Bon Marche was a formal department store chain in the Puget Sound area. It used to sell a variety of items, but later began focusing on women's clothes, kitchenware and jewelry. 

The name was shortened to "The Bon" in 1980 

.....and the full name was restored in 1990. 

In 1997, The Bon Marche chain was sold to Macy's and Macy's operated the chain as the ridiculous sounding Bon-Macy's.....

.....before dropping the Bon reference altogether in 2003, and today operates the stores as Macy's.

 

Frederick & Nelson: Another upper crust department store chain in the Puget Sound area. Like The Bon Marche, it started out as a general (but somewhat upper class department store), but soon specialized in clothing and jewelry. 

Frederick & Nelson was a local institution during the holiday season with their annual picture takings with Santa Claus and had a local favourite holiday candy called "Frangos". 

But Frederick & Nelson's style of clothing selection was extremely stuffy and people were increasingly turned off by the expensive and conservative attire Frederick & Nelson always specialized in by the '80s. They closed in 1990. Macy's today now carries the Frango holiday candy.

Rhodes: A Bon Marche competitor in the Puget Sound from the '20s to the early '70s. Rhodes was purchased by in the late '60s and in the early '70s became Lamont's. 

Their now demolished downtown Seattle building once supported an extremely rare wire rooftop AM transmitting antenna (which were outdated by 1930!) for radio station KXA 770 AM until 1984, which was STILL in use until then! (the station also used to have a funny noise underneath it's fairly weak signal....) KXA spent much of it's life as an independent classical music station before changing to Oldies, Rock, Religious and finally Adult Standards before being sold to a country broadcaster. After a few decades of varying call letter and format changes, 770 AM in Seattle is now KTTH, a conservative talk station.
 

Rhode's old downtown Seattle, with KXA Radio's original rooftop antenna system. The site is now occupied by Benaroya Hall

White Front: The thing about White Fronts was you knew one when you saw one. A HUGE white painted semi-circular arch greeted you as you entered the store and like Woolworth, everything was dirt cheap. But too much expansion and not enough capital forced it's quick demise in the mid-'70s. Most stores were sold to K-Mart, but none retained the familiar "White Front" arch.

A typical White Front entrance:
 

The same Anaheim, CA White Front store, abandoned since the '70s in 1981. It mysteriously burned to the ground a few months after these were taken:

http://www.synthetrix.com/awf/pages/wf01_jpg.htm

K-mart: Still in operation, but barely. The last time I entered a K-mart in Burlington, WA was a few months ago and it was a near time warp. Brands I haven't seen in DECADES that I thought were totally defunct reappeared (Rath Black Hawk Hot Dogs, Andy Capp's Hot Fries, etc.) It's now a subsidiary of Sears (itself a struggling icon department store.)


Montgomery Ward: Now defunct since 2001 (they were dying by the '70s due to their inability to keep up with current trends, which was PAINFULLY apparent by the '80s. They were STILL selling 8-Track tape players in 1985!) The name continues on via an unrelated catalog company.

Jafco: Jafco was a Puget Sound "catalog showroom", a concept of retail marketing I never understood because unlike most department stores where you could get what you want off the shelf. Most Jafco items were on display and there was a warehouse of everything in the back. You had to order these items from the mail-delivery catalog - in the actual showroom, write out a ticket and wait for a stock person to go get it. And these stock people I swore moved with the speed of well,...the mail. 

Jafco was bought out by Best (a similar chain - go figure) in 1982 and changed their name to Best by 1987. And Best went belly up by 1995. Jafco/Best DID have good products though and their prices were pretty reasonable.Here's more on Best including their STRANGE looking showroom facades.

Wigwam Discount Stores: Wigwam was a discount department store chain based in Seattle, WA. Wigwam had it's own loss leader - free popcorn. But sadly, it was rarely fresh popped and it was often stale - to the point of GROSS. I actually got a bag that was MOLDY. It started out selling Army surplus goods (a product Wigwam sold until the end), which made Wigwam a favourite among men, but it also expanded into general merchandise by the '60s. It was defunct by 1983 (damn that popcorn!)

Black Bun Burgers

2012 will be remembered as the year the burger buns went black.....

Super Creepy IHOP Commercial from 1969

"Fast Food" Stevens & Grdnic (1981)

Remember this classic?

Bizarro World.....